Sup all been awhile and i feal like im talking to myself with this site, wait i kinda am.  first year of college out of the way 3 more to go.  to any one who didnt know i got me a car so be scared.  right now everythings going great relationships, love, school, life.  i need to restablish contact with some of my friends like kim or jose, whom i have not seen in forever.  i wrote my first guitar song been playing about for 1 year 1 month and this is my first composition on the guitar.  i gooten good at playing it and can play a few difficult numbers.  i got a kitten that maye kindly donated to my and remarkably my parents accepted it. 

thats all for now 

i write later 

Later &Always Chris

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Im going to college in the sping at jjc....  Basically drained my bank account...Oh Well... Savings gone...  I might Be Going to the madrigal diner tom night it should be fun i really hope sarah brings the tickets...  I Second in Senority at Quizno's and basically a manager there i will be making 7.00 an hour soon but now i only get a free meal.. averging 40-45 hours a week is pretty good...  I worked with zack tonight we had a grand old time like we always do and got to close early because of the six inches of snow in the parking lot we only made $71 for the night now i got to wake up to tom at 6:15 everyday because my dad drives me to work everyday...  I AM TRAINING 2 PEOPLE RIGHT NOW!!!!  Its Horrible but at least the listen to me..   one is phyically slow and the others is mentaly slow i swear because u tell him to do something and he looks at u stupidly like im speaking a foriegn language my god!...   My classes cost $990 WOW but i paid for them and my parents a buying my books...  lets see... Compute intro.. im way past this class, i took it in highschool my juniior year and it common knowledge if u handled a cpu a long time like i have... i got a new cpu for christmas Very Fast....  English 101 got a 93 on compass some social studies class... and speech oh joy i barley passed it the first time all this (a full time student) plus a full time job this is going to be hectic.... all my classes a night classes and i work during the day this is going to be harsh lol...  now in order to conclude my book i have to write...

The End

Later& Always Chris Piercy

If Buying Computers was Like Buying a Car

General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers.

... but imagine if they did ...

Helpline: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"

Customer: "I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!"

Helpline: "Did you put the key in the ignition slot and turn it?"

Customer: "What's an ignition?"

Helpline: "It's a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine."

Customer: "Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all of these technical terms just to use my car?"

Helpline: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"

Customer: "My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!"

Helpline: "Is the gas tank empty?"

Customer: "Huh? How do I know!?"

Helpline: "There's a little gauge on the front panel, with a needle, and markings from 'E' to 'F.' Where is the needle pointing?"

Customer: "It's pointing to 'E.' What does that mean?"

Helpline: "It means that you have to visit a gasoline vendor, and purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself, or pay the vendor to install it for you."

Customer: "What!? I paid $12,000.00 for this car! Now you tell me that I have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes with everything built in!"

Helpline: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"

Customer: "Your cars suck!"

Helpline: "What's wrong?"

Customer: "It crashed, that's what went wrong!"

Helpline: "What were you doing?"

Customer: "I wanted to run faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while, and then it crashed and now it won't start!"

Helpline: "It's your responsibility if you misuse the product. What do you expect us to do about it?"

Customer: "I want you to send me one of your latest versions that doesn't crash anymore!"

Helpline: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"

Customer: "Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks."

Helpline: "Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?"

Customer: "How do I work it?"

Helpline: "Do you know how to drive?"

Customer: "Do I know how to what?"

Helpline: "Do you know how to DRIVE?"

Customer: "I'm not a technical person! I just want to go places in my car!"